Reservoir Dogs In Your Pocket Electronic Talking Key Chain -Rated R - New!

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Reservoir Dogs In Your Pocket Electronic Talking Keychains
Brand New. In sealed packages.
Put a "dog" in your pocket and take the entire gang with you wherever you go! Then use them to terrorize your friends, family members, and co-workers. Measures about 3 1/2-inches tall x 2-inches wide x 3/4-inch deep. This R-rated Reservoir Dogs In Your Pocket Electronic Talking Keychain includes the following phrases:
"All you can do is pray for a quick death… which you ain't gonna get."
"Somebody’s sticking a red-hot poker up your a** and I want to know whose name’s on the handle!”
"You keep talking like a b***h, I’m gonna slap you like b***h.”
"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
"You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize."
"If you kill that man, you die next. Repeat: If you kill that man, you die next."
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